Sometimes my friends and I have random conversations that turn out to be quite amusing. Here's some excerpts from those conversations.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAha!!you ate my apple!!!
Gollykell

motherfucker n. - describes Oracle 9i SQL statements produced by monkeys randomly jumping on keyboards.
It's in the dictionary, I tell you
JC

JC says:
you got bitten today?
Jasmine says:
Yeah I got bit
JC says:
you ok?
Jasmine says:
Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
JC says:
.. you're little and delicate
Jasmine says:
Little? Delicate? The police officer couldn't believe that I was
swinging this dog around off my sleeve and encouraging it XD
Jasmine says:
He mentioned only three females had applied for the dog handling over the years
Jasmine says:
Only one was good enough to go through
JC says:
well you're more than capable of it.
Jasmine says:
You think? I'll need to really get fit...mind I'd have two years to do
that to that level of fitness
JC says:
I'm sure you'd be fine
JC says:
you're a bit of a tough cookie.
Jasmine says:
Hehe. What? Not delicate as first suggested?
JC says:
A little, tough, delicate cookie with a rock hard attitude
Jasmine says:
Not sure how that works. LOL
JC says:
nor me.

Robert says: can see it now an interviewer asks the question "explain why you put you are a good multi-tasker in your CV"    ... "this one time I was solving an ADSL
problem telling a customer to reboot his router and playing bejeweled with a
work colleague at the same time"

Aurryinne: Ooo. Shiny new .com *__*
Jasmine: Yesh...very shiney. LOL.
Aurryinne: *ish jealous* The shiniest thing I have is kitchen foil. >_>

L <3: That is kinda skewed though - You try to look strong and independant but your actually just a normal girl who wants to be cared for and loved, one who has done very well for herself :).

Tainted Kitten says: If only I could combine qualities from both of them, and get rid of a few traits. LOL
Harriet says: It would require a outcross and then very careful line breeding

Aurry:How long does it take for a BoB Animal to age one year? Officially, 3 months. Unofficially, whenever Jasmine decides.

Jinx: I can has TaintedKitten? PEAS PEAS PEAS?